I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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