I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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