I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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