he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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