We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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