At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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