So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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