Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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