and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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