today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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