i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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