Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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