He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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