sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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