Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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