It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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