O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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