Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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