The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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