Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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