no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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