god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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