was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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