Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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