The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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