Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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