i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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