I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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