so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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