No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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