He is an equal opportunity slut.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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