We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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