i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Randomize
