I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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