is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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