I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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