When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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