I'm drive I can fine osifer
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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