I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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