I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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