Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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