yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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