Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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