Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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