How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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