So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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