you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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