I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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