Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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