it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
smell my finger.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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