Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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