Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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