Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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