i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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