let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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