I wanna passion pit in your ass
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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