my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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