My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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